Funnies from the Kids

So I'm pulling most of these quotes from the kids from Facebook (I try to remind myself everyday to write this stuff down, but it usually ends up there instead.  Or I lose the slips of paper that I write them down on.), but these are the things that make my day.

Wyatt: "Mommy, you're a treehugger."
Apparently from Cars 2?  I don't know what I was doing that made me a treehugger?


Wyatt: "Mommy, is this the Steelers and Broncos?  The Steelers' quarterback makes bad decisions, but Tim Tebow makes good choices?"
I am totally guilty here.


Wyatt: "Mommy, I am not going to grow up and I am not going to eat my vegetables.
Me: "Hmmmm, well, if you don't grow up or eat your vegetables, you're not going to be able to play sports."
Wyatt: "Fine.  I will grow up, and I will eat my vegetables, but I am not going to leave you and Daddy when I go  to college."

Wyatt: "I don't want a cat.  Mommy is allergic and she would be sick."
Reese: "Ummm, but Wyatt? Mommy could go live with Didi and Pop Pop and then we could get a cat.  They would take good care of her."

Reese: "I want to watch a kids' show."
Wyatt: "Football IS a kids' show, Reese."

After taking my temperature with her Doctor's set thermometer:
Reese: "Hmmm, you have a fever of 49 minutes."