Funnies from the Kids

These are  mostly just status updates from Facebook, but these kids keep me laughing every day!

Listening to music in  the kitchen while we have snacks and clean up:
Wyatt playing the air drums: "Mom, do I look just like Taylor?"
Reese: "Taylor who? Swift?"
Wyatt: "No! Taylor is the drummer in the Foo Fighters! Mom! Who is teaching this girl about music?"

Our air conditioning went out on Thursday night.  I was miserable!  Fortunately the guy was able to come and fix it on Friday, but at lunch time Hudson looked at me and signed "grumpy." I still don't know if he was talking about him or me.

Hudson just started saying "fish." But the day he learned it, he kept saying "Bish! Bish!"

Every one needs to use the bathroom before we leave for swim lessons, and I heard this conversation:
"Wyatt! I shut the door because I NEED privacy!"
"Reese! You're 3! I didn't need privacy until I was 5!"

Overheard after Wyatt got out of the shower at my mom's (talking to the dog):
"Don't you even think about biting this delicate bottom, Bella."

On the first day of summer vacation, I had a conversation with the kids about my expectations for them for the summer.  This was Wyatt's summary:
"Mommy wants us to wake up, get dressed, and do school work like reading and math. She doesn't want us to run in the house, hit each other, be rude, yell loudly in the house, or smoke."

I didn't actually talk to them about smoking that day.  It's an ongoing discussion.  But at least we're opening the doors to the conversation early :)!

Wyatt & Mickey

Wyatt has really become aware of Mickey Mouse lately. He has a huge stuffed Mickey at my parent's house, his overnight diapers have Mickey on them, and lately he's been wearing a few Mickey Mouse shirts that we got him on our trip to Disney World in December.

Like this one:

Anyway, when Brian took this shirt off the other night he looked down and said "Where Mickey go?" The next morning when Brian got him dressed he looked down at his shirt and said "Where Mickey go?" He's obsessed.

This morning, Brian was changing Wyatt's morning diaper and he took if off and wrapped it up. Wyatt said that he pooped, and Brian said he knew that. Then Wyatt asked "Where Mickey go?" And Brian said "He's on your poopy diaper over there." And Wyatt said "Aaaaaaaaaw Mickey," like he felt bad that Mickey was wrapped up in his poop (trust me, Wyatt should feel bad that Mickey is wrapped in his poop). It was too cute.

Now that Wyatt recognizes Pooh and Mickey we're excited to eventually get him back to Disney World. I'm pushing for November since Brian has a trade show to go to in Orlando then, but I doubt that will happen :).

A Quick, Funny Wyatt Story

The past week and a half have been very difficult, to say the least. But in the midst of our emotional roller coaster, Wyatt did what he does best...providing much needed comic relief:

The other night Wyatt and I were playing on the floor, when Brittney walked by and bent over to pick something up...right in front of Wyatt. He immediately got this shocked look on his face and let out the longest "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I have ever heard. Brittney turned around and said "I know its big right now but you don't have to draw attention to it Wyatt!" It was absolutely hilarious.

*For the record I have Brittney's permission to tell this story so I will NOT be getting in trouble.

-Brian