Sunday, June 24, 2012

Funnies from the Kids

These are  mostly just status updates from Facebook, but these kids keep me laughing every day!

Listening to music in  the kitchen while we have snacks and clean up:
Wyatt playing the air drums: "Mom, do I look just like Taylor?"
Reese: "Taylor who? Swift?"
Wyatt: "No! Taylor is the drummer in the Foo Fighters! Mom! Who is teaching this girl about music?"

Our air conditioning went out on Thursday night.  I was miserable!  Fortunately the guy was able to come and fix it on Friday, but at lunch time Hudson looked at me and signed "grumpy." I still don't know if he was talking about him or me.

Hudson just started saying "fish." But the day he learned it, he kept saying "Bish! Bish!"

Every one needs to use the bathroom before we leave for swim lessons, and I heard this conversation:
"Wyatt! I shut the door because I NEED privacy!"
"Reese! You're 3! I didn't need privacy until I was 5!"

Overheard after Wyatt got out of the shower at my mom's (talking to the dog):
"Don't you even think about biting this delicate bottom, Bella."

On the first day of summer vacation, I had a conversation with the kids about my expectations for them for the summer.  This was Wyatt's summary:
"Mommy wants us to wake up, get dressed, and do school work like reading and math. She doesn't want us to run in the house, hit each other, be rude, yell loudly in the house, or smoke."

I didn't actually talk to them about smoking that day.  It's an ongoing discussion.  But at least we're opening the doors to the conversation early :)!

1 comment:

  1. Hi! I just found your blog from Jenna's challenge, and these are hysterical!! I teach first grade, so I often write down the hilarious things my kids do. You are going to love having these written down as they get older!